Real Life Disney

I feel as though my childhood just legitimately slapped me in the face.

Somehow, it was awesome.

(P.S. none of the following is original content.)

Find the rest on http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1RsYYB/www.behance.net/gallery/Envisioning-Disney-Characters-in-Real-Life/2072296/

Thank you to my awesome bff Reveena for bringing this to my attention.

French the Llama

I thought I should just come out and say it: I am a nerdfighter.

To those of you who don't know what a nerdfighter is/does, and/or is not familiar with nerdfightaria, please watch this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyQi79aYfxU (and or really any other video by John or Hank, who are known as THE VLOGBROTHERS!)

Most simply put, a nerdfighter is a person who instead of being made out of bones and skin and organs is made entirely out of awesome.

This is me. I am a nerdfighter.

Not actually mine, I am borrowing it from a friend, but I AM in the process of reading it and it IS awesome.

Nerdfighters fight against world suck.

So Heisenburg and Schrodinger are speeding. A cop has them pull over. He walks to the car and says "Do you know how fast you were going?" And Heisenburg says "No, but I can tell you exactly where I was."
The officer thinks this peculiar response is grounds for a search, and he finds a dead cat in the trunk! And he says "Do you guys know that there's a dead cat in your trunk?" And Schrodinger says "Well I do now!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrnd63DAH8o&feature=related

DFTBA!!

Free Time

I've discovered the reason I am so unproductive.

... I should not be allowed free time.

Batman Justice

Earlier today, I saw this on iwastesomuchtime.

I have seen it about a hundred times since, and I can't help but laugh every single time.

Incontheivable!

I think you should all know by now that I love stupid puns, and I love anything that has to do with The Princess Bride. (Or really anything else awesome. But seeing as this is most definitely the best movie ever made...)

I will not be sick.

10 essential MUST-HAVES for the sick opera singer:

1) A kettle.

2) Electricity.

3) Water.

4) Honey.

5) Lemon.

6) An enormous cup.

7) A big-ass sweater.

8) Scarves. Lots of them.

9) The ability to complain.

10) Someone to complain to. (If parents and or boyfriend/girlfriend are unavailable, the internet can sometimes be used as a substitute.)

TIP: The complaining can be largely intensified if you have a lesson and/or recital in the next few days.

Carmen on Facebook...

I feel as though this speaks for itself.

Panda Porn?

Reasons I love watching The Daily Show (and of course the Colbert Report) : Tonight, I learnt a hell of a lot about panda porn, I learnt that networks REALLY ONLY pay attention to language, and DEFINITELY NOT content, I was re-educated in the application process of condoms, I learnt that Stephen Colbert has not gotten laid in a VERY long time, and I witnessed Ricky Gervais air-raping a small raccoon.

Happy Valentine's Day, everybody!

People will think we're... up to something.

Happy Valentines/Singles-Awareness day, everybody! :)


In addition to the original post, here are a few more valentines cards to share with that special someone... (DISCLAIMER: I'm aware that most of them are hugely politically incorrect. If you get offended from here on out, it's your problem, not mine - I've warned you):

A Set Of Dictator Valentines:

http://benkling.tumblr.com/

And last, for all you Whofans out there:

Link

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, everybody!

Boys Suck

One of my best friends went on a date that didn't go so well.

I decided to make her this picture, because when she told me about it, she asked me to make her feel better.

Hon, I'm also sending you a virtual pint of ice cream, two spoons, and an action-movie marathon.

I am there with you in spirit.

Alpaca On A Tardis

As the title suggests, I made a picture of an alpaca on a tardis. This is it.

I will admit, I am very proud of this particular work of art.

My Uterus Is Out To Get Me

To all of my gentlemen readers, I apologize in advance. You may not want to read this. Instead of disappointing you, I am simply going to redirect you to a picture I made of an alpaca on a tardis. If you watch Doctor Who and are the least bit awesome (but let's face it, Doctor Who fans are always awesome), you will appreciate it. If you are not awesome, I have no idea what you're doing in this small corner of the web, but hey. 

Moving on.

Ladies... you know what I'm talking about here.

My uterus is out to get me.

I had a very shitty day today. I slept five hours, my morning started with an infuriating and embarrassing fiasco (which I will no doubt tell you about, but let's save that for another story, shall we), I had a 10 hour day at school, and I've been PMSing for about a week now, which just means I'm irritable, and I have inappropriate emotional reactions to just about everything.

Of course, I got home, fell asleep, woke up again around 11, and started to get cramps.

One. Week. Early.

So, after stomping around for quite a bit, and possibly terrifying my stepdad, I took some codeine and ate a lot of fudgeos.

And then I decided to blog about how my uterus is clearly out to get me.

Which led to the drawing of this beautiful picture, in which I am a beautiful specimen of human being.

"DO WE HAVE ANY TEA?!"

I only just realized that I have not posted this.

Being an opera singer, I find this hilarious. I see so much of myself in it. It is probably one of my favourite videos ever. It is definitely my favourite "Shit ____ Say..."

Enjoy.

In Other News...

I don't know why, but everything on my neopets homepage has suddenly turned purple!

... In other news, I found this, and it amused me greatly:

Literal Adele.

... And lastly, I'm in a lot of pain, thanks to my CRAZY *SS MOTHER F*CKER DANCE TEACHER yesterday and her hour and a half long workout, and my ballet class today.

I'm clearly very athletic.

That awkward moment when...

That awkward moment when you're sitting on the floor primping and preening, feeding your inner diva with your dynamic reflection, and suddenly see, out of the corner of your eye, a big-ass spider crawling up your mirror, so you sit very still for a few seconds, until you manage to gather up the courage to scamper away and hide yourself in the 'safety' of your bed, but, seeing as your mirror is next to your door, you can't leave your room to shower, to make your lunch for the next day, or to brush your teeth - you can't even put on your pyjamas (that particular section of closet placed directly across from said mirror), and you certainly can't go to sleep because you know it's just there (or so you're hoping - there's also the fear that you'll get up and you won't see it, in which case it could be ANYWHERE...) so you just kind of sit and write about the traumatizing incident on your blog, hoping that eventually your severe entomophobia will subside enough to allow you to shower and sleep, because you have to wake up in six hours.

.. that awkward moment when you realize that you might not be the most rational person in the world.

You Are Dead Inside.

If you can watch this and not laugh/die-of-cuteness, you are quite clearly dead inside.

The same goes for "Mean Girls," "The Big Bang Theory," "Monty Python" and "Friends.

I May Have Detected A Flaw In The System...

I will admit, since I've gone back to school, I have been grossly neglecting my neopet.

However, I believe I may have found a flaw in the system... >.>

...

I don't know about you, but if I were a neopet, and my owner had neglected to feed me for so long that I was dying, I wouldn't be fucking "delighted!" about it. Not just delighted. Delighted! (The exclamation point just makes him sound so much happier about it.)

I also don't think my health would still be 7/7...


... Then again, I am not a neopet.