Straight But Not Narrow

Doesn't that just kinda leave more girls for you?

I found this video particularly amusing, but I just want to bring all of your attentions to the Straight But Not Narrow campaign.

I realize this has been around for quite awhile, but it has only just been brought to my attention, and I really quite like the idea behind it.

It's, to quote Corey Monteith, "Guys talking to guys about guys liking guys."

Check it out. :)

http://www.wearesbnn.com/

Holy Shiznat, Tomorrow Is Christmas!!!!!!!!!!! <-- Obnoxious amount of exclamation points

... Okay, well, maybe not.
But for me and the rest of my large crazy family, it is.

PARTY TIIIIIME!

Except, me being me, of course, I haven't finished making my Christmas presents. This means:
1) I suck.
2) I currently look like this

due to my not sleeping last night.
That's right. I stayed up all night knitting.
I'm clearly a rebel.

The best (or worst - depends on how you look at it) part about that is that that monkey more-than-vaguely resembles me. No joke.

That was also quite a lot of 'that's, which is something that amuses me even though there's no reason for it to.

You should also probably know that right now I'm sick, and I'm PMS'ing.
Which basically means EVERYTHING FUCKING PISSES ME OFF.
As I'm writing this, I'm being forced to endure the sounds of my adorable four-year-old brother jumping like a 4 THOUSAND POUND WALRUS in his room right above me.
Also, I can hear my other brother crying through the baby monitor, which, you know, sucks. Balls.
And we were watching a VHS earlier, but it's finished and rewound itself, and right now the TV screen is glaring blue right in my eyes, but I don't have the energy or will power to pick up the remote LITERALLY RIGHT. BESIDE. ME. and turn it off, so I'm just kind of glaring inwardly at it, hoping there is maybe a power outage so that the lights will go off.

I have a laptop. :D

Mind. Blown.

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Mind. Blown.

Now that that's out of the way, there are a crapload of cool things I've been stocking up on over the weekend. A smart blogger would save them for days when she has nothing to say and it's been awhile, but this blogger is too excited to care.

On that note, GO FORTH AND INTERNETS, MY FRIENDS.

First off, I'm going to say that Google Doodles are the greatest things in the world.
If you don't know what a Google Doodle is, you obviously never use the internet. Ever. EVER.
Over the weekend, searching deep dark regions of the internet that no one should ever have to face, I uncovered a magical database containing every single Google Doodle ever. Yes, including the Pac-Man one - you can even play it!

http://www.google.com/doodles/finder/2011/All%20doodles

That discovery granted me hours of enjoyment.

The next I would like to share with you is this:

http://www.drawastickman.com

I don't even think I need to explain why this is awesome.

Last, I would like to share with you one of the greatest things I have ever seen.
As an aspiring classical singer, I am sure you can understand why I find this unbelievably awesome.

To everybody, happy internets.

Possible Latent Homosexuality?

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I find it so funny that I cannot see what's in 5.
I'm really not kidding.

This One's For You, Gaby

My best friend was bored. I decided to amuse her.

This is what happened.

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Cause I know how much you love and respect KStew.

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The clock learns at its own pace.

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Wait a minute...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lQ2OHNdFGM

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Cause we do that.. :D

Hwaaaahhhh.

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This made me think of you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESnut-BpqUg

My beautiful self (and my awesome friends). Now you have nightmares.



I hope this amused you, Gaby. :)

Stylish, Wearable Items for your Neopet

What happens when people (on teh internets) are asked to donate things:

This is why people (on teh internets) suck.

(Also, yes, I play neopets. Don't judge me. You know you're just jealous.)

Heheheheh... Trolling.

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Heheheheheh...

Thoughts Of The Day

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That is all.

Restoring My Faith

... in humanity.

Credit: http://youtu.be/hMtZfW2z9dw

Feelin' Pretty. Bitch.

My life right now, with the last of my finals, and a pile of overdue homework (all for tomorrow):

.. I'm PRETTY!

More Reasons

You know when you see a drawing, and the person is like "Oh, look, I'm so awful at drawing," and it's just so obvious that they tried to do it badly, and it pisses you the hell off?

I promise, I was trying to be good.

This is the reason I am not an artist.

Rick Perry - Strong

I honestly thought this was a joke the first time I saw it.

I just thought I'd put it up because it's so fucking terrifying. The fact that he thinks this could win him the election just shows you how many people out there are on his side. When I looked at it, this had about 16 thousand likes on youtube.
Unless 16 thousand hipsters decided to like it ironically (which I doubt - the video has become far too mainstream), that means there are at least 16 thousand people with internet access who agree.
That means there are far more who agree and who don't have access to the internet.
The fact that this guy could actually get elected is the most terrifying thing I've ever had to process. His campaign video is effectively a hate message about gays. I don't feel that I'm blowing this out of proportion. People all over are flagging it on youtube as a hate speech about the gay community, and while he may not go into detail, it's the same message he's putting across.

He's essentially pushing America back a century.

What I don't understand is how somebody can deliver a message like that in his campaign video and still be allowed to participate in the election.
It's times like these where I am proud to be a Canadian citizen.


(Because this blog is supposed to be about things that amuse me on the internet, I'd just like to point out to you something that a friend pointed out to me:

A still from Brokeback Mountain.

Wait...

... I just want to give a warm round of applause to Rick Perry's campaign video Props Department.

Unfortunately...

So that you can have a picture of who is actually writing this blog.

And At Last I See the Light

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In summary, best movie ever. That is not up for debate.

That Is All

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That is all.

Reasons

I'm realizing, particularly this week, that to do well in school, you need to work.

Not work in the sense that you waste your time on the internet with your open textbook next to you.

I'm discovering I don't learn through osmosis.

I apologize for the terrible joke. (Not really.)

Anyway, due to this realization, I've come up with a list. A list of reasons I shouldn't be allowed an internet connection.

Reason #1:

Reason #2:

Reason #3:

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It is a fact that I've become too obnoxious for my friends to handle.

Reason #4:

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