Tumblr Thief

Hey guys... I think Karen is going to die. Credit: www.jones-zft.tumblr.com

I will admit, this post is stolen directly from a tumblr account.

Lego!

Credit: www.iwastesomuchtime.com (Nov. 14th, 2011)

Now that I'm thinking about it, it's kind of sad the things that I find absolutely hilarious.

Monthly Female Insanity

It was recently pointed-out to me that I suffer from PMS.

To those of you who don't know what PMS is, I am going to assume you are either an alien, or a gay man who was raised by two men and who has never had contact with a woman over an extended period of time ever (although let's be honest, the first is more likely.)

PMS stands for Pre-Menstrual-Syndrome, also known as MFI (Monthly Female Insanity) and/or TB (Temporary Bitchiness). Some also call it the Mad Cow Disease.

Me.

To the point, I am a person who believed never to have experienced PMS. I had on days and off days, but I had never noticed a particular pattern to them.

That is, up until recently.

I have realized that suffering from PMS is the worst feeling in the world. Put simply, EVERYTHING FUCKING IRRITATES ME.

Also, when my time of the month comes along, I have a tendency to stop caring about my appearance and slowly (over a period of four or five days) start to resemble an psychotic camel on GHB.

This morning, I had to go to school to perform in a workshop my teacher was giving. I ended up, due to many unforeseeable circumstances, seeing my bus pull up to my corner as I was putting the lock in my front door. I started running towards the corner when the bus pulled away. I then ran halfway to the next stop before seeing the bus driver leave again. Normally, this would have ticked me off, I may have flipped off the driver and been on my way.

Today, I collapsed on the street, sobbing.

Thank you, PMS.

I Drew A Picture

Yesterday, I had a thought. That thought was that I want my blog to be more creative than it is right now.

So I drew a picture.

As you can clearly see, it is a blatant attack on man's consumerist values while also managing to touch upon the stigma'd brutalization of homosexuality.

I call it "Modern Shit."

Clearly.

Credit: www.iwastesomuchtime.com (Oct. 4th, 2011)

From the data collected, we can clearly see that the terrorists will win.

Want

Want.

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Should I Have A Cookie?

A question I've been asking myself... Time to consult the flowchart!

Credit: www.iwastesomuchtime.com (July 11th, 2011)

Looks like the answer is yes...